Just like Rome did, you can now buy your American Empire Citizenship in style and ease by dropping an anchor baby in Babylon on the East River surrounded by the comfort of this stylish suite in this exciting capitol city of the World.
Forget about waiting in long lines at the embassy or enduring the hassles of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement goons. No more hunkering down behind cacti waiting in the arroyo for the Migra to go away. This is way to have y0ur American baby and your shot at getting your share of the native-born American’s patrimony.
No sir, or Señor or Sahib as the case may be, give birth here to that tired, that poor, that huddle mass of humanity yearning to breath free, rent free, healthcare free, heck it’s all free. We still have plenty of other people’s money (there a least a billion thrifty Chinese in the world we can continue to borrow from). Then you, and all ten-thousand of your closest personal relatives, will have a shot at American Empire Citizenship too! Ain’t that 14th Amendment citizenship grand? After all we couldn’t dream of breaking up a family. Why that would make us just like the evil slave owners. No. We would rather break the country up instead.
So, come on! Get in on the greatest deal in town.